Rhetorical Questions....(unless you wanna answer - I prefer your answers via text message or bbm and make sure you are extremely detailed)..
1. What happened to Aubrey O'Day? No seriously. What happened? I really love her. Are her breasts real? I need to know....
2. Why is Sean Jackson's (aka Cocolush) head so big? I really like standing next to him in photographs because it makes my head look relatively smaller. Is this typical of Ugandans? He must have a big brain in there...
3. Why is my 80 year old grandmother doing jello shots at my b-day party?
4. Can I please dress like this everyday? I really love the attention. I'm making Saturdays "Halloween-day" from here on out.
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